I am writing a proposal to get a legal graffiti/mural wall in my town. I feel like this would be a really good idea, any one have any tips on how to write a proposal and how to be formal? Thanks

really? i mean ive written about sex, video games, booze, what else is there to write about to get a comment on the writtings? fucking most comments i got was on an LGBT day of silence....seriously. wtf, Someone please explain this to me. why does day of silence get more writings then fucking booze and video games and sex? really is it that big of a deal that i talk about lesbian and gay rights? is that soooo offensive? i mean honestly what is going on? i swear ill probably get like 20 cmments being like ohhh blah blah blah really...yeah..bite me. How is it that people who resort to spam get higher rankings then people who work fair...(wait that sounds off)....fuck i mean really..

I was just looking through the medals I won and I am proud to say ive blown way to much time on Thing thing to get all the medals...on three diffrent computers....*yes you heard me three computers* because ive done all the medals up tot eh lightinging one on two computers and then finally sat down at my own computer and got the final medal. Which is pretty tight but I was just wondering what game do you think should have medals but doesnt? I personally say madness interactive could have some dope medals if they ever redid that game which would rock like no other. but what are your thoughts

BoxCutterUnion

just kidding, i just wanted to see how mnany comments i could get

ello ello ello, so i just posted a list of how to piss off / get kicked out of stores like CVS walmart what not, so i decided to post some helpful tips of how to piss of returants like McD, BK, whatever. This part will just be in restaurant pissing off. NOTE DO NOT DO THIS TO MOM AND POP PLACES THATS JUST MEAN AND HARSH THEY DO NOT DESERVE IT not saying that mcDs and BK do but you get the point.

1. BE AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE, i mean start singing a song scream it do whatever. For extra annoyance sing disney tunes, but make it dirty somehow. Really annoys everyone.

2. Have a large group of friends but have them wait behind you and then go to the line and say, hey look can i just order my soda and go. And if they let you up then bring all your friends in and start ordering. really really slowly.

3. a continuation of part 2 when ordering do stuff like "Ill take 4 cokes, but make one a sprite, one a iced tea, and 2 root beer" confuses the hell out of them, and when tehy hand you coke complain and say no i ordered whatever. REALLY annoys them. ALSO make your order for food the most obnoxious stuff ever. I want a hamburger, no cheese, with pickles onions lettuce cheese, hold the mayo, the patty, and hte pickles, and no Tomato. See what happens.

4. This is really fun, frustrates the hell out of the staff, ask for the 7pc chicken meal or whatever but instead of 7 ask what like 9 pieces cost or 3 or some realy weird number.

5. This is a favorite of mine. if their is a play place, go in it....nuf said.

6. Break the salt shakers/peppers bottoms. do this by standing a quarter or a dime (quarter is easiest) up on the table and slamming the shaker down on it. dont pick it up or the salt will spill everywhere.

7. (this one is evil do not do it to a place you plan on returning to ever, and do it to a place you really really hate) clog the toliets....with their food, (or if your too cheap their tolite paper).......ALL OF THEM!!!

well thats the in restaurant tricks and tips i have. Enjoy and may the woot be with you!

Peace And Love
BoxCutterUnion

Ello ello, time to participate in some anarchy....or ust some fun. Fuck anarchy.... >_> but yeah here is a list of some fun things you can do in stores and will probably get you kicked out

1. Get a shopping cart, or basket and start to fill it up with the most random stuff ever and whatever you need (perferably one item like milk or something). Condoms, lube, kids toys, whatever. then go to the front and start to dig through the basket/cart for your one item you need pull it out and say thats it, pay for it (if you even can) and leave.

2. Get the shopping cart or basket again and walk in. act wicked suspicious and fill up the entire cart. then start heading wicked wicked sketchy to the exit, look around for gaurds/cameras/staff and then just leave the cart and walk out (or if you really want to piss them off, just get another cart and do it again)

3. If there are timers or clocks on display (walmart has them), set off all the kitchen timers for an hour, 40 mins, 30 mins just all over the place just give enough time to get out before they go off. Do the same for clocks...turn on the buzzers and or radio. set all the alarms on the clocks. and leave, (or stay if you wanna hear the noise and piss of the staff)

4. (this personally happened to me a few times) act wicked wicked sketchy (i had a fever and was cold as hell so i was wearing 2 hoodies and looked like shit) and instead of getting a cart or basket just start puttin the stuff in your pockets like cold meds and whatever and then go to the desk to pay, when they are about to ring it up, reach in your pocket be like oh shit forgot this, do it two or so times and it really annoys them, (then if you have a credit card) be like, oh yeah, dont know if this will work, and half the time they will question you two or three times to see if the card is even yours...

5. this pisses off other costumers and is real toolish and dick, but you break all the twix, snickers, whatever in half ut leave them in the candy (people hate broken food...yeah dick but kinda funny to see it done i personally have not done it saw it done on milkyways and was laughing as one guy went through at least 10 of them till he found one way at the back)

6. My most favorite one. Pay with coins. im not talking get a pack of gum, im talking bring a bag full of coins and pay for like milk, cookies, everything. for an added bonus keep messing up the count and for extra credit do this when there is a large line. Now if you truly want to piss them off, mess up the count 2 or 3 times then just pay in dollars and tell them to keep the change.

well thats all that I can think of for now> I know there is more stuff but im too lazy to think of it, so go out and enjoy!!!

Well...its been a bit but Im back kinda, Im gonna write about the dreaded halo...Yes yes im a hyprocrite, halo is not my favorite game by any means. its solo game is slow, predictable, and just over all clunky, and the online multiplayer is overhyped overplayed and filled with arrogant twits, but the fact that you can tweak and customize your own games is a redeming quality. I am going to talk about a variation of Zombie/Infection. Me and my friends play Infection a lot and it has yet to get old. Here is what we do.

Step one modify Infection so that the zombie stats are insane. Zombie has to have super speed and jump, to counteract that, he only gets the sword and his gravity is something around zero meaning if you play a map with an open floor you will be going to your death a lot just from overshots from you zooming of a stair case.

step two modify the "human" traits. They should be normal in all cases except sniper and pistol. NO other guns or vehicles.

Step three (optional) modify the last man traits. I personally find it fun to tweak the last man traits so that their radar is 150 meters (means the dots are much smaller) always on (no matter what the zombies are doing you see them), instakills (so even if say you were doing sword vs sword no matter if you both hit at the same time the zombie always loses) and have a forced color, I pick purple cause its bright as hell and hard to confuse on most maps.

Step 4. Get three or four friends and play on a map like snowbound or Sandtrap. ALSO unwritten rules include, no turrets, or suiciding to make it so that you wont be zombie or to get more ammo.

Now this game is a lot of fun to play with 3 or four kids at night and just screw around. yeah screen looking happens but its still fun as hell. me and 2 other kids were playing a tweaked version of infectioncalled infection 102, where you get a random weapon including your sniper and spartan lazers on the map. We were raping the zombie and then i started betraying for the hell of it (yeah i broke the rule so bite me) and then i was trying to no scope the zombie after emptying a clip and missing my teammate started moving or something so that he wasnt looking at the zombie. The zombie was high in the air and while iw as shooting at him landed mid lunge at my teamate when I accidently sniped my teamate no scoped. we spent a good 15 mins laughing so hard there were tears and chest pains. just picture it, Bang *miss* bang *miss* ZOMBIELUNGEBANG *HEADSHOTBETRAYALBYACCIDENT* NOOOOOOO YOU KILLED HIM MY ONLY CHANCE AND YOU KILLED HIM....

Its by far the most fun multiplayer halo game ive played. (griffball is an exception because i have yet to play it) but this halo mod is fun as hell because you see the most random glitched out shit ever happen and its just fun to see the last man standing beat down double kill two 28weekslater zombies 5 times in a row. But i still stand on the fact that Halo single player is weak. BUT Still, halo infection like its set up above is fun as fuck. GO play....

on a side note. if someone can explain how to convert Java files (im in a comp sci course and made conways game of life and a couple other really weak games (if you can call them that)) and was thinking of just trying and posting them on but i need to Convert Java to swf. files to upload them. if anyone knows that would be great!

Thanks
Peace and Love
BoxCutterUnion

All credit goes to my friend/cousin, although he wrote it for me??? Well Read on friends...and have a few.....

Video Games and...Beer

Beer is a key part of any college experience. From the ability to get laid on a semi-regular basis (whenever a kegger opens up), to having fun with friends, to passing the time between papers and exams, to drinking at breakfast, slowly falling head first into deep, dark pit of alcoholic depression, beer has always been there, puking, cheering, and then puking again from the sidelines. So what a better time to integrate your newfound pleasure with an old one: video games.
But hold on! There are some safety features we must address first.
First off all, the physics of playing a video game apply exactly the same as when you're drunk. Can you drive a car when you're drunk? Well of course not. Can you drive a plane when you're drunk?
You don't know?
You've never tried?
Well it's about fucking time you found out, isn't it? Playing racing or flying games when you're drunk will lead to the same outcome as when you do it in real life: you'll crash. Hard. But, unlike real life, you won't die. Therefore it's highly encouraged to play games such as Midnight Club or any jet fighter sim when you are drunk, as to minimize the death and destruction of property you might find accumulates in real life. Competitive games with drunk friends, like Burnout, will be infinitely more fun when your wasted, as crashing is an intimate part of the game (Protip: do not attempt to customize your cars paintjob when your drunk. The next day, you'll realize neon fuchsia is not as intimidating a color as you originally thought). Also, it's much harder to break into a government-run facility containing F-22's than to pretend to fly one. Now, if you want to make it more than three seconds in a flight sim when drunk: don't, I repeat, DON'T use the Siaxis motion sensor to fly your plane. However, in the article Video Games and...Shrooms, using the Siaxis motion sensor while covering your eyes is highly encouraged to freak the flying fuck out of your friends.
Now when I saw physics apply, I really mean it. Playstation and Xbox controllers make harsh projectiles when you've lost a match, but no controller is more deadly than a properly (read as: drunkenly) wielded Wii controller. I've seen many a video game comrade fall from blows to the head and face from a wildly swung Wii controller in an attempt to help Mario so vigilantly hit that damned tennis ball. The same logic applies as in real life: do you play sports when you're drunk? No. Why? Because if you do you're a fucking idiot, but more importantly, because it's dangerous as shit. More things are broken and more people hurt than freaking Kristallnacht (yeah, a Nazi reference in a video game article. This is high-brow stuff here, people). I highly suggest the use of the old Gamecube controllers; at least when you throw them at someone's face, the cord will stop them.
However, science has proven that as you're blood alcohol level rises, so does your skill in games like Tekken and Virtua Fighter (Protip: Eddie Gordo + wild drunken smashing of buttons via fingers/hand/face = win).
Lastly, everyone knows that drinking makes you more prone to violence and anger. But hey, not to worry right, your just playing some video games with your buds, nothing serious right?
Wrong. Dead wrong. Dead baby wrong.
The key here is difficulty. What video games is fun, and yet not challenging enough to make me erupt in a cacophony of violence and anger? Video game difficulty is an important thing to know at this point: racing games are easy, fighting games are easy, sports games (not Wii based), etc etc. I've compiled a short list of games NEVER to play when drunk:
1. Metal Gear Solid 4 - It is physically impossible to sneak up on a guard when you've had a six-pack of beer, no matter how sober you think you are. Apparently, running while not crouched straight into the guy and then taking 30 seconds to find your weapon while he dials 1-800-COLLECT and calls the entire base to where the fuck you are isn't a drunk man's idea of a good time.
2. Resident Evil 5 - People = fast. Drunk people = slow. Trying to aim from an over-the-shoulder view at a horde of zombies when you yourself can't properly speak is not a good idea. Also, because you are drunk, you'll be more open and accepting to their oh-so-subtle underlying racism. I'M ON TO YOU, RESIDENT EVIL!
3. Gran Turismo - This racing game requires skill, precision, and accuracy. You, on the other hand, are drunk. End of discussion.
4. Croc: Legend of the Gobbos - This PS1 game is an old classic, but when its old-age graphics and main character crocodile, who has noise he repeats approximately fourteen thousand times per level, push you into an angry drunk, saving the cute, furball Gobbos will be the last of your worries. You'll find a Gobbo and leave it in its cage, laughing as it looks at you with pleading eyes to free it. Then, the Gobbo looks on, you'll throw yourself into a lake of lava just to spite the damn thing. And to make Croc shut the holy fuck up. You'll wake up the next day with tears streaming down your face, you sick, sick bastard.
5. Rock Band - Do you want a drumstick sticking out of your new flatscreen TV? Do you? Don't be an idiot.
6. Devil May Cry 3 - This game is legendary for its difficulty curve resembling that of a brick fucking wall. Attempting to master this insane game while drunk would be the equivalent of playing contact football while on acid, or a paraplegic agreeing to fight a horde of well-trained monkeys carrying knives.
Knives glued to much larger knives.
In all three situations, the only expected outcome would be serious amounts property damage and loss of life. I highly suggest to NOT play this game unless you have a high threshold for mental pain and the concentration of a Buddhist monk who is a starring contest champion on the side. It may single-handedly shatter your will to play video games ever again.
Enjoy your alcohol, and stick to games a 5 year old with Downs Syndrome could beat, because your mental capacity will resemble theirs by the end of the night...especially if your playing with Wii controllers.

Ok...so...can someone please explain to me how this thing works? does it count hits of page or what? Does it have to be unique hits? does it count every day...say my friend visits my page and then the do it again in 24 hours is that 2 hits or one? HOW DOES IT WORK?!

also VG weekly #10 will be coming out either this weekend or next week early....what should i write on? anyone..anyone at all...

Ello old friends and new. This weeks post is about Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Times messed up plot line and how it can all be explained a few simple mistakes. Oh and for the record Legend of Zelda will be refered to as LoZ from here on out. So lets dive into the cracked out adventure.

LoZ is about our favorite Nintendo character Link and his fair friend Navi, and Ganondorf, and Zelda, and Sheik....as he goes out to *cue LoZ chest opening music* SAVE...THE.....WORLD. NOW this must be one tiny ass world if it composes of only one god damn river, one castle, 4 races, (not including those lost wood children(the Korki count)), and ONE GOD DAMN MAP...Seriouosly. What planet are they fucking on? Pluto,(insert BUT PLUTO ISNT A DAMN PLANET COMMENT HERE AND PROCED TO BITE ME CAUSE I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK!!! JK i love you all, well, most of you) BUt im missing the point.

The point is the story starts off as you wake up from your obviously bad shroom trip to see your still trippin balls with your other crackchildren friends who ran away from their parents to talk with trees....and imaginary fairies. In all honesty i dont care what game it is, where in the world are you going to have 11 year old (im assuming 11 because when link passes 7 years hes all marriage and i can actually carry something bigger than a bomb or maybe hes 14 and the 7 years makes him legal to drink, which wouldbe interesting....Link as a family man. Link can you go get the paper? *SWORD SCREAM*), living alone with their friends in a forest? and what children can take down trees that large and hollow them out to make houses? AND WHY THE FUCK IS LINK THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESNT HAVE A HOUSE!? HE LIVES IN A TREE THE REST HAVE LEGIT HOUSES!!!! but once again. The begging of the story can all be explained by negligance of the parents and a shit load of shrooms. When link talks with the tree hes seeing exactly what he saw in the dream which is just further proof that hes either trippin balls or one hell of a scitzo (no offense). But we shall continue. When link learns a song on his ocarina it doesnt matter how old he is, hes always like (OMFG IT MAKES....MUSIC!!!! DUDE LOOK IT MAKES MUSIC!!! HOW DID I DO THAT????" really kid its a musical instrument, and its glowing because you decided to pick up some random bottle you found and drink from it, yeah realllll healthy. Next up, aside from listening to your tree friends, and your meds being shrooms instead of TLC, you go invade a castle, whcih im pretty sure would land you in jail or kiled not just thrown out and told "well try again, bwahhaha noob". YOU TALK TO THE FUCKING PRINCESS WHO IS LIKE! I KNOW YOU. She too is prob drugged, that or just a freak at mindreading. So you go on a huge quest and risk your neck because a girl who is your age and a cross dresser says I had a dream. This aint no MLK dream, no this is a simple vivid dream. So you listen to an 11 year old girl who says LETS GO SAve THE WORLD. yeah im sure thats what every 11 year old is like. AND WHO LEAVES CHESTS AROUND UNLOCKED? REALLY!? i mean dude use the keys on the chests and bust the doors.....but yeah so lets sum it up..
links entire life is filled with drugs, negligence, and voices that tell him what to do as well as little girls (hes so whipped, i mean he carries a girl around an entire level because she says so...)

but aside from that

Links a normal guy!!!

Peace and love
BoxCutterUnion

PS. Ill write a normal game review about some old time classic games like Yoshis Story, Super Mario 64, and a new game which has yet to be decided, so if you visted my page and even read it leave a comment....yeah.....